(southern drawl)…Rosebuuuud…
[Empty 40 oz bottle of Miller Hi Life drops from the dead man's hand and shatters, dramatically]
In Xanadu did Larry the Cable Guy / a stately pleasure dome decree…
NEWS ON THE MARCH
The increasing popularity of redneck parody comedian Larry the Cable Guy has led producers at Fox to give the green light to his longtime pet project, a shot-for-shot remake of Orson Welles’ classic Citizen Kane. Apparently the Cable Guy will play a pathological cable television baron whose entrepreneurial drive and search for acceptance stems from profound loneliness. Details of the pre-production schedule can be found on the comedian’s blog. Responding to questions from the press about his plans to shoot this controversial film, Mr. Guy has been quoted as saying “GIT-R-DONE!!!”
Tags: Citizen Guy, Citizen Kane, Larry the Cable Guy, Orson Welles
